Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That\'s Direct Marketing.

You\'re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He\'s very rich. Marry him."
- That\'s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I\'m very rich. Marry me."
- That\'s Telemarketing.

You\'re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I\'m rich. Will you marry me?"
- That\'s Public Relations.

You\'re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
- That\'s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That\'s Customer Feedback.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That\'s demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I\'m rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
- That\'s competition eating into your market share.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I\'m rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That\'s restriction for entering new markets.